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She Stole My Hair

 

So my gynecologist’s office was packed, no seats left. Pregnant moms had squirmy, restless kids with them. I told the receptionist I would wait outside since there was nowhere to sit. A lady offered me her seat, so I took it. Two minutes later I felt sweat on my neck. It was cooler outside than inside. I walked out and was happy to feel the breeze of the Long Island Sound caress my cheeks.

Hair Cut off by Stranger

My hair was stolen

I remembered I had my Apple watch on so I started taking a stroll to get a few hundred steps in. All of a sudden I felt a really strong tug on my long, thick, curly, wild red hair. WTF? I spun around to see who had grabbed my hair. I saw a white haired lady who was about 70 hanging on to it.

 

“I want some of your hair. You have so much of it,” she said.

 

Seeing my attacker, I laughed.

 

“Can I have some of your hair?” she said.

 

Then she picked up a chunk of my hair and laid it on her head.

 

I replied, “I guess so. I have a lot. I can spare some.”

 

She seemed happy. Giggling even. Of course, I thought she was kidding. This was not the first time somebody had grabbed my hair. Once in an elevator a woman grabbed my hair behind me. She said, “I wanted to know if it was a wig.”

 

So this crazy lady asked me to feel her own hair.

 

So I did. I told her it was nice and soft.

 

She complained, “Even when I was young, I had thin hair.”

 

“Oh, too bad.” I replied.

 

I felt her tug at my hair again. I was getting uncomfortable. I wondered if I had been called by my gynecologist. “OK, bye now.”

 

I walked away quickly. I thought about my website, myhairtalking.com. People always talk about my hair so my hair has decided to talk back.

 

Right now it was saying, “Hey lady, buy a wig and quit grabbing my ass.” Does your hair have an ass? Well since mine has a face, I guess it’s possible.

 

My hair has a bit of a temper.

 

I walked to my car and the gyno’s receptionist was running after me.

 

A couple days later I was flat ironing my hair.

 

“Ow, that hurts,” my hair said.

 

My sister told me if I was gonna straighten my hair I needed to straighten the back. She thinks I should pay $50 for a blow dry every time I go out. I looked at the back of my hair in the mirror. It didn’t look right. Why was the bottom curly? Was some missing? Did Ivan, my hairstylist, cut it too short in the back?

 

I would have to ask him when I went in. Then it occurred to me. That crazy lady stole my hair. She must have cut it off when she yanked on it. There was like a seven inch square missing in the middle of the back. Did I let her?

 

My hair said, “You said, sure, she could have some. You’re an idiot. Next time ask me. You better call the cops.”

 

Call the cops? And say what? “An old lady stole a chunk of my hair?” It’s not like I am bald now.

 

And I told her it was ok, she could have it. Yep, I’m an idiot.

 

No more Miss Nice Guy. “Next time I say, get your hands off my hair, you lunatic.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CyberMonday Deals on Fabulous Hair with Vibrastrait and Supersilk.

I have really difficult hair.  It can be wild and wooly, but when I tame the beast it can be fabulous and flowing, silky and smooth and fabulous.

Fabulous hair comes from using great products and tools.  The Products are Supersilk and the tool is Vibrastrait.Vibrastrait is unique in the world of flat irons as it vibrates and moves through your hair on it’s own.  Ah.  Smooth and silky.

 

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What makes it really special and unique is that you can also use it to curl your hair.  Dramatic and sexy curls take you from your cool work day to your hot smoldering nights.

Dyson Super sonic Hair Dryer. $400 What?!!!

Wow I had to post this video about this new Dyson vacuum, I mean Super Sonic hair dryer.  I have not tested it yet, but am anxious to get my hands on it ASAP as it totally fascinates me.

I was recently sucked in (pun intended) to buy a $400 Dyson Ball Vacuum.   It took me about 2 hours to put together and it is anti-allergen and did vacuum up a lot of cat hairs, dust and dander.  My cat, Supercat is a giant fur ball who never stops growing.

Giant Supercat and Little baby Tigger my Bengal

Supercat and Tigger, my cat

I have invested in the Furminator for Supercat, a $50 cat brush wish gets rid of his massive fur balls.  Now my hair takes FOREVER to dry.  More than 2 hours with a hair dryer.  Sucks having thick hair.  Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.  So if this magical Dyson Super sonic hair dryer could suck the wet out of my hair without leaving it “dry” as in dry frizzy, but leaving it not soaking wet I might be tempted to give it a whirl.

I saw this on Sephora and was praised as an Allure 2016 Best in Beauty Award Winner.  Whatever that’s worth.  There are also some not so exciting products chosen that you might find for a few bucks at your local CVS.

I found a product release for this Dyson Supersonic Hair Dryer in Japan by James Dyson himself the inventor.  He’s on all their commercials.  This could almost be a rival of an Apple event, however I did not hear of it.

First, James had to discover the science of hair.

I think it should be cordless.  That’s what I was looking for in a new hair dryer.  What do you think?

You can even step on it and it won’t break and it’s not too loud.  It has a smoothing nozzle and magnetic tools.  It’s even partially fuschsia.

How fast will this dry?

$400 Hair Dryer by Dyson Vacuums.